I Wanna Be Where the People Aren’t — Brunette Mermaid

She traded legs for a tail because people kept suggesting she “get out more.”

For the mermaid at heart whose social battery died three invitations ago. This celestial ocean sticker brings dreamy moonlight and shimmering attitude to your everyday escape plan. Do not disturb. Do not follow. Definitely do not organize a beach meetup.

Made with Koala sticker paper and topped with star holographic laminate for a protective finish. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, or gifting to a friend who understands the struggle.

For best results, apply to a clean, dry surface. Avoid soaking or placing stickers in the dishwasher.