Perimenopausal & Feral — Floral Edition 

Pretty flowers. Unpredictable hormones. A very narrow window for bullshit.

This bright botanical sticker delivers a polite-looking warning for a decidedly impolite mood. For anyone running on caffeine, misplaced belongings, and the growing suspicion that everyone is breathing too loudly. Approach with snacks and patience. Especially snacks.

Made with Koala sticker paper and topped with star holographic laminate for a protective finish with rainbow-catching stars. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, or gifting to a friend who understands the struggle.

For best results, apply to a clean, dry surface. Avoid soaking or placing stickers in the dishwasher.