This Face Comes With Closed Captions — Vintage Florals

I kept my opinion to myself. Unfortunately, my face has its own distribution rights.

For anyone whose eyebrows have ruined a perfectly good attempt at diplomacy. This floral sticker delivers a fair warning: the mouth may be on mute, but the commentary is still available.

Made with Koala sticker paper and topped with star holographic laminate for a protective finish. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, or gifting to a friend who understands the struggle.

For best results, apply to a clean, dry surface. Avoid soaking or placing stickers in the dishwasher.