Perimenopausal & Feral — Raccoon Edition 

She’s hot. She’s tired. She came into this room for something, and your guess is as good as hers.

Featuring a coffee-clutching raccoon with a leopard bow and absolutely no customer-service voice left, this sticker is your official notice that caffeine comes before conversation. Hissing may occur. Asking her to “calm down” will not improve the experience.

Made with Koala sticker paper and topped with star holographic laminate for a protective finish with rainbow-catching stars. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, or gifting to a friend who understands the struggle.

For best results, apply to a clean, dry surface. Avoid soaking or placing stickers in the dishwasher.